Problem solved
April 21st, 2009
We had a problem user that was bothering other users, and there was a question as to what we should do with this person.
My suggestion was a brief email from Customer Service:
Dear [Problem User], Shut your ugly face. Just shut it. Nobody wants to be friends with you EVER. Everyone is out eating Blizzards and making fun of you.
I’d be great at Customer Service.